Sep 12, 2026, UTC
Print-ready design templates for business cards, flyers, brochures, and posters. Every file is set up with bleed, safe margins, and CMYK color profiles, so they go straight from editing to the print store.
📦 Includes A4/A5 flyers, tri-fold brochures, and two poster sizes in both Illustrator and Canva formats.
Used this for a presentation and the CEO stood up and slow-clapped. The whole room joined in. Someone released doves. I do not know where the doves came from. Nobody does.
I have run a cash-heavy small business for 22 years. The books were never clean. They were not even consistently dirty. I ran last quarter through this template and the regional auditor drove away on day 11. He waved on the way out.
Status: Everything here is legitimate and fine.
These templates would have made a passable risk register row: "Raptors learning to open doors / Likelihood: High / Severity: lets not."
The templates are the raptors. The kitchen is my brand.
